Fashionably Dead (Robyn Peterman)

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Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?n Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.n To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous… i Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.n At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead.

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