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Only Christopher Moore, the man who brought you the outrageous lost gospel Lamb and the hysterical fish tale Fluke , could have devised a new holiday classic that tugs at the heartstrings and serves up a healthy slice of fruitcake to boot. ©2004 Christopher Moore (P)2004 HarperCollins Publishes, Inc. Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit. But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he’s not on his deathbed. But Josh is sure that he saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and now the 7-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead. But hold on! There’s an angel waiting in the wings. (Wings, get it?) It’s none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Unfortunately, our angel’s not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say “Kris Kringle” he’s botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most wickedly funny and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen.

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